“Everything has its place,” explain to you buff new roomate. “And you arrange things according to a certain connection that allows the energies to flow properly throughout the room.”
“Makes sense,” he’ll say.
“If things are rearranged to break the feng shui, very bad things can happen and the house can become a terrible place to live.”
“Don’t want that to happen,” he’ll say.
“So we’re gonna have to slide the couch against the big wall. The entertainment center is gonna have to move over here by the window,” say to him. “And you’re gonna have to incert your tounge down my throat.”
“This goes back centuries,” he’ll say. “Can’t be wrong.”
Your hot roommate will help you to move the couch and the entertainment center and then you’ll both climb on the couch and he’ll groom your tonsils. The house will instantly feel much more livable.
Monday, February 11, 2008
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